1. If time
doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove
the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2.
Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting
the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about
it.
3. Don't
walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if
you don't care who rules the world!
That's
called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
4. Every
lady hopes
that her
daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is
convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
5. He was a
good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he
died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said,
he who never lived, cannot die!
6. A man
threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now
being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the
Crocodiles!
7. So many
options for suicide:
Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping
from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we
chose Marriage, slow sure!
8. Only 20
percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
9. All
desirable things in life are either
illegal,
banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10.
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should
learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap
bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki??? (which one you choose?)
11. 10% of
road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes
it a logical statement that
90% of
accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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